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Art department

Satire wall

These plates are satirical illustrations — protest poster energy, not evidence. They do not prove donations, meetings, or wrongdoing. For receipts, use Money, Timeline, or Claims.

Rule of the wall: furious art · calm ledger · no source = no claim · never treat a cartoon as a citation

Series A

Count Binface — clear-out crew

Top 3 illustrated from the 10-concept pack

Satirical illustration: The Great Westminster Clear-Out
Satirical illustrationBinface series

BINFACE · CLEAR-OUT · YOUR BIN DAY HAS ARRIVED

The Great Westminster Clear-Out

Binface in yellow rubber gloves deep-cleans Parliament with an industrial pressure washer. Centuries of grime, excuses and donor money pour out through the front doors.

“STUBBORN STAINS MAY REQUIRE DEMOCRACY.”

Satirical illustration: Binface Closes the Champagne Pipeline
Satirical illustrationBinface series

BINFACE · TREASURY · VALVE

Binface Closes the Champagne Pipeline

A huge gold pipe runs from the Treasury into a country-estate swimming pool. Binface turns the valve OFF; aristocrats emerge like wet cats.

“PIPELINE CLOSED — PUBLIC FLOW PENDING.”

Satirical illustration: The Lords Get Recycling Training
Satirical illustrationBinface series

BINFACE · LORDS · RECYCLING

The Lords Get Recycling Training

Four enormous bins: USEFUL, REUSABLE, COMPOSTABLE, and ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY THIS STILL EXISTS. Confused peers queue nervously.

“SORT YOUR PRIVILEGE.”

Series B

Farage — champagne economy

Top 3 illustrated from the 10-concept pack

Satirical illustration: Champagne Trickle-Down Economics
Satirical illustrationFarage series

FARAGE · TRICKLE-DOWN · FOUNTAIN

Champagne Trickle-Down Economics

A vast champagne fountain: buckets at the top, one lonely droplet for everyone else.

“BE PATIENT. THE WEALTH IS DEFINITELY COMING.”

Satirical illustration: The Brexit Escape Room
Satirical illustrationFarage series

FARAGE · ESCAPE ROOM · VIP EXIT

The Brexit Escape Room

Everyone else struggles with broken clues and locked doors while a VIP exit stays open.

“GOOD LUCK WITH THE SOVEREIGNTY!”

Satirical illustration: The Cost-of-Living Open
Satirical illustrationFarage series

FARAGE · GOLF · PUBLIC MONEY

The Cost-of-Living Open

Golf through closed libraries, food banks and collapsing hospitals. Tee off with a giant pound coin; public money in the caddy bag.

“NIGEL: UNDER PAR — EVERYONE ELSE: UNDERWATER.”

Satirical illustration: Eating the Country
Satirical illustrationFarage series

FARAGE · FRONT PAGE · PHOTOCOMPOSITE

Eating the Country

Tabloid photocomposite: a lavish dinner where the main course is banknotes, butlers on standby. Every stat and quote inside the artwork is fiction — the front page treatment, not the record.

“HE FEASTS. THE RECEIPTS ARE NEXT DOOR.”

Satirical illustration: Playing Through the Crisis
Satirical illustrationFarage series

FARAGE · GOLF · PHOTOCOMPOSITE

Playing Through the Crisis

Tabloid photocomposite: tee time at the country house while the scorecard reads cost of living UP, NHS funding DOWN. Every number inside the artwork is fiction.

“SOME PEOPLE SWING. THE REST OF US SWALLOW.”

Concept index

Full packs — 10 + 10

Illustrated plates are stamped. The rest wait in the art queue — same voice, not yet on the wall.

Binface concepts

  1. 01Your Bin Day Has ArrivedQueued

    Council bin lorry through the private members’ club; Old Boys’ Network loaded.

  2. 02The Great Westminster Clear-OutOn the wall

    Pressure-wash Parliament; stubborn stains may require democracy.

  3. 03Sorry, This Lane Is Now PublicQueued

    Street sweeper down the VIP lane; bikes and scooters follow.

  4. 04Binface Closes the Champagne PipelineOn the wall

    Treasury-to-estate gold pipe — valve OFF.

  5. 05The Lords Get Recycling TrainingOn the wall

    Useful / reusable / compostable / absolutely no idea.

  6. 06The People’s Parking EnforcementQueued

    Superyacht on the beach — obstructing democracy.

  7. 07The Elite Expenses Supermarket SweepQueued

    Trolley raid on duck houses and gold wallpaper.

  8. 08Binface Nationalises the Golf BuggyQueued

    Gold buggy becomes community bus — public services restored.

  9. 09The Great Crony CraneQueued

    Scrapyard magnet lifts private dining into POLITICAL WASTE.

  10. 10Binface Serves the Eviction NoticeQueued

    Establishment House — failure to represent the occupants of Britain.

Farage concepts

  1. 01The Cost-of-Living OpenOn the wall

    Golf on closed libraries and hospitals — public money caddy.

  2. 02Champagne Trickle-Down EconomicsOn the wall

    Buckets at the top; one droplet below.

  3. 03The Working Man’s LunchQueued

    27-course banquet vs museum-cased beans on toast.

  4. 04Britain: Now Available on eBayQueued

    Auctioning Big Ben, NHS, railways — taking back control of the bidding.

  5. 05The Hedge Fund Hedge MazeQueued

    £50-note maze; exit: VIP donors only.

  6. 06Nigel’s Weather ForecastQueued

    Storms of bills and cuts; one estate in permanent sunshine.

  7. 07Monopoly: The Farage EditionQueued

    Every square an offshore account; pay more tax forever.

  8. 08The Brexit Escape RoomOn the wall

    Locked doors for most; velvet VIP exit for one.

  9. 09The People’s Pub — Private EventQueued

    Fake pub façade; casino of £900 pints behind.

  10. 10Nigel’s Charity Fun RunQueued

    Downhill to a tax haven; everyone else uphill with services.